On Day 28, Israel bombed two nuclear facilities and two steel plants inside Iran, the IRGC fired successive missile salvoes at Israeli cities and warned civilians across the Middle East to evacuate areas near US forces, Trump extended his energy strike deadline to April 6, Rubio told the G7 the war would end in two to four weeks, and Iran’s state media released another AI-generated Lego video in which a bruised, pants-on-fire Trump figurine holds up a sign reading “I’m a loser.” The missiles are real. The timelines are not. The Lego figures have better production values than the White House videos they are answering.
